(we see Veronica in the school orchestra)
(They're all playing, but one person is doing badly)
Veronica:Oh my gosh! I've totally forgotten which string is which!
Vivian:(as a music book)When all else fails, just guess. Thats my motto.
(Veronica just plays random notes)
(Mr.Bickles is conducting)
Mr.Bickles:GAH! What is that hideous noise?!
Timmy:Hey! My voice isn't that bad!
Trixie:Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHA!
(We see Cosmo disguised as a music book, Wanda as a pack of Gum, and Poof as a nickel)
Wanda:Did you see what she did?
Timmy:(lovestruck)Wow! She talked to me!
Wanda:TIMMY! She just insulted you directly!
Cosmo:Aww, isn't it sweet?
Poof:Poof! Poof! Poof!
Wanda:Exactly.
Mr.Bickles:Okay, tell me, who did that?
Trixie:That's easy. Who screws up everything she does?
Veronica:Oh! Oh! I know!
Vivian:(rolls eyes)Of all the things that she could do.
Mr.Bickles:Yes Veronica?
Veronica:Umm...I know this one.
Trixie:It's you.
Veronica:Yeah. (shocked)WHAT?!
Tad:Yeah, you have the biggest track record of being a screwup of anyone in Dimmsdale.
Chad:Just look.(snaps fingers)
(Butch comes over)
Butch:Look at the chart Miss Star.
Veronica:Hmm...
Vivian:You've got to be kidding me.
(She see's that the chart says 1% Trixie, 10% Tad and Chad, 14% everyone else, 75% Veronica)
Tad:The Chart never lies.
(Bell Rings)
Mr.Bickles:Okay class, you can leave now. (Veronica tries to sneak past, with Vivian as her backpack)Stop right there missy!
Veronica:What is it?
Mr.Bickles:Sit down. I want to have a little talk with you...
Veronica:I'm sorry about today.
(Mr.Bickles becomes enraged)
Mr.Bickles:YOU SILLY GOOSE! YOU RUINED MY SONG!(suddenly becomes sad)Why can't anything I do turn out right? (gets mad again)IF YOU DON'T LEARN HOW TO PLAY, I'LL GIVE YOU AN F!
Veronica:(shivering)Calm down, please, your scaring me!
Mr.Bickles:NO, YOU SHUT UP! *cries* I'm going to go home and call Tony, and tell him what you did to me!
Veronica and Vivian:Tony?
Mr.Bickles:(begging)Don't tell anyone about how I live! *cries uncontrollably*
(Veronica inches away)
Veronica:Well, it's official, I need to become a better violinist by tomorrow. But how? HOW?!
Vivian:I know how...
Veronica:That's it!

(cut to Veronica playing her sheet music horribly)
Vivian:Ow! Veronica!
Veronica:Comeon, just do it a little bit better...
Vivian:Veronica, please stop!
Veronica:What?
Vivian:I said STOP!
(Veronica Stops)
Vivian:When I said that I know how, this is not what I meant.
Veronica:Well, what DID you mean?
Vivian:Why magic of course!
Veronica:Magic?
Vivian:Is there an echo in here?
Veronica:Magic? Hmm...THATS IT! I wish I was the best violinist ever!
Vivian:Now that's what I wanted to hear!
(grants wish)
(The D on Veronica's shirt becomes a musical note, and her fingers become longer and more slender)
Veronica:Cool!
Vivian:Now, if I've done it right, we should be good to go.
Veronica:*clears throat*(she plays, and suddenly, it sounds amazing)
Veronica:Huh? I'm playing? I'm playing!(she speeds up and still sounds good) So how did I do?
Vivian:Well, it's worse than I thought...
Veronica:Vivian!
Vivian:Nah, just kiddin'. You did great!
Veronica:Really? Sweet! Wait until I show Trixie this.
(Fade to the next day)
(Veronica is walking onto the school bus, playing her Violin bluegrass style)
(Timmy spits out his Orange Juice)
Timmy:Who is that? Huh?! It can't be!
Veronica:But it is!
Timmy:How did you do that? It's like you became magically good at it overnight.
Veronica:Hey, you just answered your own question.
(Veronica sits down in the back, next to Trixie)
Trixie:Hi Veronica. Still learning to play the violin...what?!
Veronica:Yup, it's me playing.
(Vivian scowls)
Veronica:Well, with the help of a special boy who I love.
Trixie:Special boy? Who is that?! Whoever he is, I'll show him real musical talent!
(Trixie plays her violin)
Tad:Hey, stop that! I was listening to Veronica.
(Trixie glares at him)
Trixie:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Tad:Nothing! Nothing At All!
Trixie:Come here...yes, that's good.
(She hits him with her violin, knocking him out cold)
Tad:Oooh, yeah, that's goooood...(faints)

(We now cut to Veronica back in Mr.Bickles class, playing a really complex piece)
Mr.Bickles:Great job today! My dreams of going to the state finals will finally come true! I'd better call Tony to tell him to postpone the wedding another week...
All The Kids:Wedding?
Mr.Bickles:Please don't tell anyone that I live like this!
(bell rings)
Mr.Bickles:Okay class, much better than yesterday...unfortunately...Bye class!
Veronica:Unfortunately?
Vivian:Hey, maybe he likes giving out F's.
Veronica:Nah, that's more of Crocker's thing.
Vivian:Nevermind that, lets just get Lunch now.
(the two walk out)
Mr.Bickles:Darnit! I was so close! I could have had her, but she just got good overnight. I'll get her yet, and this time, it'll be all or nothing! AHAHAHAHAHA!
(cut to Veronica at the popular table, with Vivian as a milk carton)
Trixie:Okay, we get it, you play violin really good...
(Veronica just keeps playing)
Veronica:What? I can't hear you.
Vivian:Nothing like a good nutritious lunch.(drinks himself) Mmm! Good stuff.
(Veronica stops playing)
Veronica:Oh! Excuse me, but I have to use the little girls room.
Tad, Chad, and Trixie:Finally!
(She walks off the bathroom, and Vivian turns into a fairy)
Vivian:Well, it looks like you've made an impression.
Veronica:Yeah, and for once, nothing bad has happened!
(She walks in and opens up a stall)
Veronica:No! It's Impossible!
Vivian:Hey, if fairies exist, than anything is possible.
Voice:(he sounds British)Miss Star I presume?
Veronica:*nods nervously*
Voice:Well, come with me, I have a little game that were gonna' play...
(the sound of flushing is heard from outside, where Timmy is with Cosmo and Wanda, who are disguised as school-kids)
Veronica:HEEEELLLLLP!
Timmy:What was that?
Wanda:I don't know.
Cosmo:It sounded like someone being flushed.
Wanda:Oh come on, thats impossible. How could someone be flushed?
Cosmo:Hey, if fairies exist, than anything is possible.
Wanda:That's true. But who was being flushed?
Timmy:Veronica!
(Timmy runs in, and jumps in with his godparents into the toilet)
Wanda:Timmy! No!
(strangely, the pipe appears to have been very big, about the size of a waterslide, and dry as a bone)
Timmy:What's going on? This toilet must have one bad clog if it's dry like this.
Wanda:I don't think it's clogged, I think it's supposed to be like this. But why?

(We now cut to a figure facing away from us, who has tied up Veronica and blindfolded her)
Veronica:Okay, what's going on? Why is it so hot? Why did you steal me?
Voice:Remember yesterday?
Veronica:What?
Vivian:You know...Oww! Okay! I'll do it...Mr.Bickles?
Veronica:Oh that? What does that have to do with anything?
Voice:It has everything to do with your own personal, one way, all expenses paid vacation to HELL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The figure rips off the blindfold, and we see that it's Mr.Bickles, but with a more masculine and British voice, ala. Futurama's robot devil)
Veronica:Mr.Bickles?!
Devil:Yeah, it's me. (does wimpy, gay voice)*cries*Mr.Bickles!
Veronica:You can't be the devil! He's muscular!
(The Devil suddenly flexes his giant muscles)
Veronica:Well, the real one has wings.
(The "cape" that he's wearing are actually his wings)
Veronica:Okay, I believe you.
Vivian:Veronica! I tried getting us out of here, but he stole my wand!
Devil:Well, duh, you're in hell now too!
Veronica:On what grounds?
Devil:*cough* Cheating, lying, and (expands in size and becomes more demonic looking, and his voice deepens further)TRICKING ME!
Veronica:What?! I never did those things!
Devil:Well, you cheated and used magic to become the worlds best violinist, then you lied and claimed that you got that talent yourself, and you tricked me by not telling me that you had a fairy!
Vivian:But that's against the rules.
Devil:(mad)SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WHIMP!
Vivian:Huh! Whimp, I'll show you a wimp!
(He tries to hit the devil, but he burns Vivian to a crisp)
Vivian:Okay, I'm a wimp.
Veronica:How did you know about fairies?
Devil:Veronica,If I exist, than anything is possible!
Veronica:Please! Someone, save me!
Devil:It's no use. You're here forever.
Veronica:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Timmy's screaming is heard)
Veronica:*lovestruck*Timmy!
Wanda:*gasp*Were in Hell!
Cosmo:Wow, heaven's really let itself go.
Wanda:Hell!
Cosmo:Wow, so this is hell?
Timmy:What?!
Wanda:Yes, according to the rules, if you break a rule via. a loophole, you'll be sent to hell as a punishment.
Timmy:But I thought Jorgen did that.
Vivian:Well, he does, but only for small crimes.
Timmy:But why is Mr.Bickles here?
Mr.Bickles:Ohh, that's simple...
Devil:...I'M THE DEVIL!
Timmy:HA! You? Vicky, maybe Crocker, but not YOU!
(The devil shocks him with lightning)
Timmy:OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! Now I believe you.
(Timmy runs over to Wanda)
Timmy:Why didn't you tell me that he was the devil?
Vivian and Wanda:It's against the Rules!
Devil:And now you've broken a rule.
Timmy:What Rule?
Devil:(poofs up a rulebook, but it rises up in flames)You can't go to hell unless banished there, but if you do...I GET YOUR SOUL! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Timmy And Veronica:Soul?
Devil:Just look...
(He holds up two small bags with Timmy and Veronica's souls in them)
Both:AH!
Devil:Now just sign here, and it'll be official.
(Veronica pulls out a pink feathery pen, but Vivian grabs her hand)
Vivian:Hold it, a deal with the devil is always flawed in some way.
Veronica:How would I know, I'm Jewish.
Timmy:Okay, well, this is where all my years of Sunday school will finally pay off.
(reads)
Timmy:Ah Ha! It says here that the agreement can be cancelled by a...fiddle contest?
Devil:Hey! You aren't supposed to read that!
Veronica:(reads)Yeah, and it says that if you win, you'll get a golden fiddle...
Devil:Whoops! Let me change that. (crosses off words)
Vivian:Actually it says you'll get a ruby fiddle if you win, complete with your souls back.
Veronica:Ruby? Hey! Thats my birthstone. (to audience) I'm a July baby.
Wanda:But what if they lose?
Devil:Well...(ponders)For an honest effort, you fairies will be liberated, but the kids stay with me, and you'll get a less valuable cubic zirconium violin. It's the gift that keeps on hurting.
Wanda:Hey, wait, if we leave them here, we go to jail!
Devil:Not just that, you'll be reduced to fairy dust!
Vivian:Okay, so it looks like the contest is the way to go.
Timmy:But who should we get to play?
Veronica:I'll do it.
All:No!
Devil:Yes,Yes!
Vivian:But you can't play violin, remember?
Veronica:Yeah, but my wish changes all that.
Vivian:Actually, because it's a contest, the wish is null and void.
Veronica:OH GOD DAMMIT! *gasp*
Devil:You can say that here.
Veronica:*phew*
(soon her fingers go back to normal, and her shirt gets the D back on it)
Veronica:This just isn't my day is it?

Vivian:Oh Don't worry, I bet Mr.Bickles can't play the violin.
Devil:Wanna' bet?
Vivian:Aren't we already?
Devil:Lets start this already.
(he puts rosin on his bow, which lights it on fire, and it screeches on the violin)
Vivian:See, I knew it.
Devil:Ha! That was just a warmup.
(he plays an elaborate solo on the violin, but soon demons come out and play with him)
Devil:Now Veronica, just TRY to beat that. If you get half of it right, I'll let Timmy go too, but I dobut you can't even do that. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Veronica:Oh yeah?!
(she plays, and the fairies are afraid, but suddenly, she realizes she's good)
Veronica:Huh? What's going on? I'm still good!
Timmy:Am I dreaming, because she's good.
Vivian:Something must have happened to make it permanent. And I know What...
(Veronica begins dancing around happily, and soon hoards of Imps circle around her happily)
Devil:No! No! No! I can't lose! I'm the devil!
(Veronica stops playing and goes over to him)
Veronica:Ha! You, the devil? Yes, maybe, but you aren't scary at all. You're, frankly...gay.
Mr.Bickles:(changes back to Bickles voice)I'm NOT GAY! NOBODY CALLS ME GAY!
(he shoots lightning out of his fingers, but Vivian uses his wand to reflect it, shocking the devil)
Mr.Bickles:(girly voice)OW! OWWWW! OWWWWWWWW! Okay! Okay! You win! Here's your prize, and your souls.
Wanda:Comeon, lets get out of here.
(Veronica stops and faces the Devil)
Veronica:Well, it was fun, lets do it again sometime!
Mr.Bickles:Just leave!
(Veronica blows a raspberry at him)
Mr.Bickles:That's mean!
Vivian:Yeah, and torture is much kinder I guess.
Mr.Bickles:That's it, I quit. I'm gonna' be the Devil full time! You humans are just too weird for me to understand.(he poofs up a phone in a cloud of fire) Hello, Tony, listen, it's not working out, so...
Devil:...GOODBYE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! (phone disappears in smoke)

(The next day, we see Veronica with Vivian as her book, and she has the Ruby Violin)
(Trixie is obviously jealous)
Trixie:What? How did you get that?
Veronica:Oh, I won it in a contest.
(She winks to Vivian)
(Waxelplax walks in)
Waxelplax:I'm sorry to announce that Mr.Bickles quit yesterday...
(The kids erupt in applause)
Waxelplax:Well, anyway, we have a special new teacher.
Mr.Crocker:Okay class, I'm going to do music so that I can attempt to get enough money to capture...(spazzes)FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Veronica:Well, he's definitely the lesser of two evils.
Vivian:'Aint that the truth.
(Veronica plays her fiddle, and smiles at the camera as the circle closes)